expiry date

wife: honey, what r u looking for?
husband: nothing
wife: why have u been reading our marriage certificate for an hour ?
husband: i was just looking for the expiry date

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Every time!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in Ur hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

Husband and wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver and wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.