worse than divorce

1.A recently fired stock trader said … “This is worse than divorce…I have lost everything and I still have my wife…”

2.What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A. One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
B. the other ensures U Continue to do so. 

3.Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”

4. Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

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